Clever Costumes

For all of you out there who are struggling to come up with a cheap, fast, and clever costume idea, here is a little help:

• Self-Absorbed
• Attach sponges all over your body.
• Behind the Times
• Attach several fake (or real) clocks to your behind.
• Bulk E-Mail (guys only)
• Wear muscular padding under a dark sweatshirt with the letter E attached to the front.
• Past Your Prime
• Put a sign on your shirt that says "Sell by July 31 01" (or any date that has already passed).
• Refrigerator Magnet
• Paint a shoe box black and attach it to your back.
• Mastercard Ad
• Wear whatever clothing you choose. Attach a sign to your back that says "Shirt: $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless.
• Someone You Can Count On (great pickup line if you are crushing on someone at the party)
• Wear all black clothes. Cut out big, bright numbers and attach them to your clothes.
• Chia Pet (probably easier to do on a child)
• Wrap yourself in duct tape so the sticky part is facing out, then roll around on the lawn.

Now, I have not posted what I will be going as...you'll just have to wait and see...but it is going to be spectacular!